Just Peachy

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oh i wouldn’t be so sure

this blog is epic

dun dun dun tsss~~

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Obviously, no one ships RDJude more than RDJ himself.

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

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God bless drag queens.

I’d like to believe I have a guardian drag queen looking out for me.

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I want a nice body, but then like… food.

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So many funny relatable posts in this blog!

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Reblog if you’re a fangirl.

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The notes

5.4 million? HOLY HELL.

We could rule the world, destroy countries, build fantastic cities made of tecnologies, declare heterosexuality illegal, pilot every fucking show!!!!…….

Uhm, no, too difficult, I prefer scrolling

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CLICK THE SQUARES.

THE WHOLE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT THIS.

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when i have “that talk” with my kids one day

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where I can the youtube link? ==

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HE WAS A BAKER BOY

Portia: He was a boy
Peeta: wat...
Cinna: She was a girl
Katniss: no...
Effie: Can you make it any more obvious?
Haymitch: He always baked cakes
Gale: She hunted all day
Effie: What more can you say?
Caesar: He wanted her
Haymitch: She'd never tell
Cinna: Secretly she wanted him as well.
Effie: Gale, her friend, stuck up his nose
Gale: And I had a problem with his baker clothes
Katniss: ---you done?
Haymitch: HE WAS A BAKER BOY
Portia and Cinna: SHE SAID THROW ME THAT LOAF BOY
Capitol Citizens: HIS THROW WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR HER
Peeta: Well she had a hungry face!
Katniss: ---no, Peeta, not you too
Haymitch: You were such a disgrace!
Capitol Citizens: Shouldn't have thrown that bread to eaaaarrrth
Katniss: -------
............. I can't even.. =))

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